sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
munakaata: jESUS PHONE DONT LIGHT UP IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM SUDDENLY THAT WAS FUCKING WEIRD
vvaddles: vvaddles: club penguin is the only thing i have left nevermind
trillow: jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
assbutt-in-the-garrison: fallincass: Hey remember when Metatron sold Pirated movies That little bastard.
wordswordsworlds: Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
grampas: the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
belaroos: fishpun: belaroos: i’d sell my soul for just one popular text post OH fCUK NO WE’RE NOT GONNA DO THAT
rabioheab: *passionately raps about basic math*
bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
thehilariousblog: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin